can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via maz-e)


on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

(via n-a-m-a-s-t-e-w-o-r-l-d)

justin bieber: *kills 50 people*
police: wtf
justin bieber: i didnt know it was illegal
police: haha it ok
me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done


i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via guy)